i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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