If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?