Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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