Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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