don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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