I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
