dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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