They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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