I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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