Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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