we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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