i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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