Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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