Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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