Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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