You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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