she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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