Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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