I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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