Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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