GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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