one might say we're banned from that church
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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