ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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