I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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