I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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