sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Your penis caused this!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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