Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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