READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
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Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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