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Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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