I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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