Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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