im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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