They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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