Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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