And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
