I'm so fucking centered right now
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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