my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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