Are we in a gay sports bar?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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