How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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