He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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