is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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