am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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