You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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