Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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