; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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