Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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