i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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