My liver just broke up with me...
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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