youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize