I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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