I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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