so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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