I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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