I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
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Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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