Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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