If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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