Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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