In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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